Write For Us

Are you a creative soul with a penchant for the bizarre and the offbeat? Do you have a knack for crafting content that makes people laugh, scratch their heads, or go “What did I just see?” If so, we invite you to contribute to The Useless Web, a platform dedicated to celebrating the weird, the wacky, and the wonderful in cyberspace.

Submission Guidelines:

Before you dive headfirst into the world of The Useless Web, here are a few guidelines to ensure that your content aligns with our vision and resonates with our audience:

Quality and Originality:

We value quality over quantity. While we appreciate creativity in all its forms, we prioritize original content that sparks joy, curiosity, or amusement in our readers. Avoid recycling stale memes or regurgitating tired tropes – instead, dare to explore uncharted territory and surprise us with your unique perspective.


While we celebrate the absurd and the nonsensical, we also strive to maintain a semblance of coherence. Your submission should be loosely tethered to a theme or concept, however abstract it may be. Whether it’s a collection of bizarre websites, a compilation of surreal memes, or an analysis of internet oddities, ensure your content has a unifying thread that ties it all together.

Proper Structure:

Organization is key. Structure your content to guide the reader through a journey of discovery and delight. Whether through bullet points, subheadings, or multimedia elements, ensure that your submission is easy to navigate and engaging to consume.

Word Limit:

Brevity is the soul of wit. While we appreciate verbosity, we also recognize the value of conciseness. Aim for a word count that strikes the perfect balance between substance and brevity – enough to convey your message effectively, but not so much that it overwhelms the reader.


A picture is worth a thousand words. Enhance your submission with visual elements that complement your written content. Whether it’s screenshots of bizarre websites, custom illustrations, or memes that defy explanation, let your creativity run wild and add visual flair to your work.

Author Benefits:

Why should you contribute to The Useless Web? Aside from the sheer thrill of sharing your creativity with a like-minded community, here are a few perks that await our esteemed contributors:

Instant Do-Follow Backlink:

Boost your online presence and drive traffic to your digital playground. As a token of our appreciation, we offer contributors an instant do-follow backlink to their website or social media profile, helping you expand your reach and connect with fellow enthusiasts of the weird and wonderful.

Submission and Review Process:

Ready to unleash your inner oddball? Here’s how the submission and review process works:

  • Craft your masterpiece: Let your imagination run wild and create content that defies convention.
  • Submit your work: Send us your submission via our online portal, ensuring adherence to our submission guidelines.
  • Review and feedback: Our editors will review your submission and provide constructive feedback to help you refine your work.
  • Publication: Once your submission meets our quality standards, we’ll publish it on The Useless Web for the world to see, share, and marvel at.

Thank you:

We extend our heartfelt gratitude to all the creative minds who choose to contribute to The Useless Web. Let’s celebrate the strange, the surreal, and the sublime together – one click at a time.

Contact our support team or check out our pricing page to see what links best suit you. You can also contact us directly through our support form at theuselessweb.org.

We look forward to working with you!



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